I don't like the things you like

And you don't like the things I like

She don't like the things they like

So who the *** is really right

See a skinhead at a show

Let him know he's got to go

*** white power, the KKK

A-S-S-H-O-L-E! Everyone's an ***

My mom's an ***

You're a ***ing ***

And I'm a goddamn *** Mom and dad, the Grateful Dead

Major labels and straight edge

Coors and school and roller blades

God, Rick James and Oakley shades

Fishing, Wayne, silly jocks

Nazis, midgets, new tube socks

L.D. from M.R.&R.

And ***ing Zeppelin Man Hippies, harleys, Pearl Jam

Chili peppers, case of Spam

Riot grrls, Ponch and Jon

Squash and pork and carmel flan

We hate these things

We hate you, too

Go *** a monkey in the zoo

Oscar Meyer has a way with

B.O.L.O.G.N.A.