I don't know what this world keeps doing in my brain I should stop and let me off right now I don't know what this world keeps doing in my brain But I wish it would stop and let me off right now I hang with a bunch of hippies and wacky tobacco planters Who swallow lit rotas and light up like jack-o-lanterns Outsiders, baby, and we suing the courts Cause we dope as *** and only get a tune of sorts, yo They never should've booted me out of reform school Deformed fool, taking a *** in a warm pool So they threw me out the Ramada Inn I said it wasn't me, I got a twin Oh my God, a Jew, not again It all started when my mother took my bike away Cause I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in a microwave After that it was straight to the 40-ouncers Slapping teachers and jacking off in front of my counselors Class clown freshmen, dressed like Les Nessmen *** the next lesson, I passed the test guessing And all the other kids said, Eminem is a disshead He'll never last, only class he'll ever pass, he's bizzed May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed SlimFast Who, me? Yeah, bitch, you so big You walked into Big Tannies and stepped on Jenny Craig She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig Put me in a headlock, then I thought I'm a guinea pig I felt the evilness and started transforming It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming Grabbed that bitch by her hair, drug her across the ground And took her up to the highest diving board to toss her down Sorry coach, it's too late to tell me stop When I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop As the world turns These are the days of our lives These are the things that we must go through Day by day We drive around in million dollar sports cars While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards Outsiders, and we suing the courts Cause we dope as *** and only get it two in the source Hypercontriach, hanging out at the laundry mat Where all the raunchy, fat, white, trashy blondes be at Dressed like a sailor standing by a pail of garbage It's almost dark and I'm still trying to nail a trailer park bitch I met a slut, said what up, it's nice to meet ya I like to treat you to a fago and a slice of pizza But I'm broke as *** and I don't get paid till the first or next month But if you care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt But I ain't got no weed, no fillies or no papers Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist So give me all your money, and don't try nothing funny Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me I went to *** my gun, that's when her ass put it on me With an uppercut, hit me with a basket of laundry I fell through the glass door, saw the cars in the scene Slid across the floor and flew right into a washing machine Jumped up with a broken back Thank God I was smoking crack all day and doped up off coke and smack All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse Now I wanna kill her, but yo I gotta catch her first Ran through Ally's parking lot and took a shortcut Saw the house she ran up in and shot her ***ing porch up Kicked the door down to murder this divorce slut Looked around the room, that's when I seen her bedroom door shut I know you're in there bitch, I got my gun popped You might as well come out now, she said Come in, it's unlocked I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne And seen her spread across the bed naked watching gay porn She said, come here big boy, let's get a queenie I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it She came at me at full speed, nothing could stop her I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her I started to beg no, please let go But she swallowed my ***ing leg whole like an egg roll With one leg left, now I'm hopping around crippled I ***bed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick Go go gadget dick, whip that *** out And ain't no doubt about it It hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage I'm shouting now bitch, let's see who gets the best Up that *** and crooked and *** that fat slut to death And as we go along Throughout the days of our lives We all face small obstacles and challenges every day That we must go through These are the things that surround us Through our atmosphere Every day Every single day The world keeps turning Keeps turning Keeps turning