Arnold Lane had a strange hobby Collecting clothes, moonshine, washing lime They suit him fine On the wall hung a tall mirror Distorted view, see through baby blue He dug it! Arnold Lane is not the same Takes two to know, two to know Two to know, two to know Why can't you see? Arnold Lane Arnold Lane Arnold Lane Arnold Lane Now he's caught, a nasty sort of person They gave him time, doors clang, chain gang He ate it! Arnold Lane is not the same Takes two to know, two to know Two to know, two to know Why can't you see? Arnold Lane Arnold Lane Arnold Lane Arnold Lane Arnold Lane I'll do it again!