Well, I met an armadillo out in Amarillo and he asked me for a life
I said, where you going? He said, I don't really know
And I said, brother, I've been there twice
Then he hopped up in a shotgun and he started rolling
Well, I said, we're gonna get along fine
The armadillo is a doobie and a coldie and a koozie
Had me driving to the county line
And I know it sounds crazy, but please believe me, baby
I swear that's where I was last night
Well, I would've pulled over, kicked him to the shoulder
But I seen he had a pistol on his head
He said, no turning back, we got coppers on our ass
And I'm gonna get away with this *
Well, I didn't even think to ask the armadillo
Just what it was that he'd done
All I could do was drive and pray that I'd survive
Cause the armadillo had a gun
So try and call my mom
Honey, you can't make this * up
I met an armadillo out in Amarillo and he asked me for a life
I said, where you going? He said, where you going?
I said, brother, I've been there twice
And then he hopped up in the shotgun
And then he started rolling one
I said, we're gonna get along fine
The armadillo is a doobie and a coldie and a koozie
Had me driving to the county line
And I know it sounds crazy, but please believe me, baby
I swear that's where I was last night
An armadillo is a doobie and a coldie and a koozie
Had me driving to the county line
And I know it sounds crazy, but please believe me, baby
It sounds crazy, but please don't let me, baby
I swear it's where I was last night