Salaam and good evening to you worthy friends. Welcome to the fabled city of Agrabah. City of flying carpets, soaring heroes, famous love ballads, and more glitz and glamour than any other fictional city in the world. Oh, I come from a land, from a faraway place, where the caravan camels roam. Where it's flat and immense, and the heat is intense. It's barbaric, but hey, it's home. When the wind's from the east, and the sun's from the west, and the sand in the glass is right. Come on down, step on by, hop a carpet and fly, to another Arabian night. And of course, you know what Agrabah's famous for, this magical lamp. Don't be fooled by it's commonplace appearance, like so many things, it is not what's on the outside, but what's on the inside that counts. Whoa, got a little deep there for a second. This lamp put Agrabah on the map. You've never been? Well, we can fix that. Follow me to a place where incredible feats are routine every hour or so. Where enchantment runs rampant, it's wild in the streets, open sesame, here we go. See the dervishes dance in ridiculous pants, then romance to your heart's delight. Come on down, come on in, let the magic begin, it's another Arabian night. Arabian nights, like Arabian days, more open than knots, more hotter than hots, in a lot of good ways. Arabian nights, meet Arabian booze. A pool of his joy, to fall in for, out there on the juice. In that magical place, in that mystical land, there's a genie inside every door. Still to all of your bidding, your wish is commanded. It's demeaning, but hey, there you are. Unbelievable, yes, and unethical, but alas, no one's very contrived. You come here and you come to a land where any mountain can move. A land of high intrigue, with tricky logistics, by poppets and mystics. And I've got statistics to prove! Arabian nights! Yes! Arabian nights! Hey! Agrabah! Come for the hummus, stay for the four show! Even the poor people look fabulous! And everyone here has a minor in dance. And now, for the softer side of Agrabah! Arabian nights! Arabian nights! Arabian nights! And of course, you must watch your step here in Agrabah. For danger looks around every corner, and ugly bad guys too. Arabian nights! It's a city where a pitiless nobody can turn out to be a noble somebody. Arabian nights! It's a place where a princess would give up her crown for true love. But her father, the sultan, is a stickler from the ancient ways. And our hero's pals are as thick as thieves. Adorable, but thieves. Oh, and did I mention? Everybody sings! Arabian nights! Like Arabian days! More often than not! Are hotter than hot! In a lot of good ways! Arabian nights! Sing Arabian blues! A whole lovely start! With love and foreheart! Out there on the dunes! Arabian nights! Arabian nights! Arabian nights!