I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser Midnight's become my afternoons When my depression works, the graveyard shipped all of the people I've ghosted, stand there in the room I should not be led to my own devices They come with prices and vices, I end up in crisis Until it's all this time I wake up screaming from dreaming One day I'll watch as you're leaving So you got tired of my scheming for the last time It's me, I, I'm the problem, it's me At tea time, everybody agrees I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror It must be exhausting, always rooting for the anti-hero Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby And I'm a monster on the hill Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favourite city Pierced through the heart but never killed Did you hear my covert narcissism? My disguise is altruism, like some kind of congressman Until it's all this time I wake up screaming from dreaming One day I'll watch as you're leaving And life will lose all its meaning for the last time It's me, I, I'm the problem, it's me At tea time, everybody agrees I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror It must be exhausting, always rooting for the anti-hero I have this dream, my daughter-in-law kills me for the money She thinks I left them in the will The family gathers around and reads it and then someone screams out She's laughing up at us from hell It's me, I, I'm the problem, it's me It's me, I, I'm the problem, it's me It's me, I, everybody agrees, everybody agrees It's me, I, I'm the problem, it's me At tea time, everybody agrees I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror It must be exhausting, always rooting for the anti-hero