I know what they say about guys like me
I know I ain't twenty
And you ain't nineteen
I dogged around in the past
And it bit me
Yes
It did
I know it's a crime to be so vulgar
But I think your daddy's name is Dale Gribble
And I don't need me another baby straddling the fence
Sugar
Lay your head on my bony chest
You know you're my favorite out of all the rest
This ain't a weed I'll smoke before it's time
And I know you want me to say them three words
Like you was a skinny little seventeen year old cowgirl
And I wanna strangle it from the bottom of my cold,
wrinkled,
broken heart
And you know the part that grinds my gears even more
Is every sorry son of a * who writes those songs
But I know better,
baby,
you oughta know Every man with a heart dies with the unsaid
words on their lips Attached to a woman who never truly understood
him the way Hank Dunn said it
And she damn sure is gonna know when he's
really gone Cause,
goddammit,
I told you so
And I'm knowing your daddy didn't tell you that
Just cause a young man got a set of knees
sitting on his cowboy Cadillac Doesn't
mean that he gone settle in this town
And I know he lives with your Uncle Bill and Aunt Nancy
I know he thinks your name is Stubby But your name ain't Sparky
And when he tells you that he loves you He don't mean right now
And he can pack up his dad's toolbox Go head to hell,
straight to jail
He ain't the kind of cowboy putting ribs Mommies
and babies in the air like a ridden rodeo
And he's been fed this * for so long He don't even know
Cause he ain't rode in on one such as me yet,
anyhow
And I know you want him to say them three words like I do
And I want him to say it too and stick to it like Gorilla Glue
Feeling sure of it like Scooter in Condo Number 9
He don't know me well,
and he don't know you well enough
And men like that never