I know I'll never meet another hunky woman like my aunt
Oh, she makes me feel like a great big man
I'm gonna go tell her mother what I think about her
Say thank you, ma'am
For giving me your daughter, aunt
She sure is stacked from her toes
To that pretty little nape of her neck
She's stacked like a seed in her grave
She's smooth as a marble skin
When I see her, I believe I'm a real young guy
And every time I go to work, I think of my diet
I can't hurry home again
If the good Lord worked all night on making me a female plan
I'd say, no, thank you, Lord
I'll just keep an
How could I ever look at any other woman when I got aunt
Oh, it feels so good when she holds my hand
I'm gonna go tell her daddy what I think about her
Say thank you, ma'am
For giving me your daughter, aunt
When I come home and I feel like I've been run over by a ten-ton truck
She can rub my shoulder and soothe my aches and pains
If I lose my job and I'm down to my silver dollar
And I'm feelin' like I've been run over by a ten-ton truck



Dryin' up gold in the holler, shakin' to my brow like a summer rain
If the good Lord worked all night on making me a female plan
I'd say, no, thank you, Lord
I'll just keep an
Oh, no, thank you, Lord
I'll just keep an