I know I'll never meet another hunky woman like my auntOh, she makes me feel like a great big manI'm gonna go tell her mother what I think about herSay thank you, ma'amFor giving me your daughter, auntShe sure is stacked from her toesTo that pretty little nape of her neckShe's stacked like a seed in her graveShe's smooth as a marble skinWhen I see her, I believe I'm a real young guyAnd every time I go to work, I think of my dietI can't hurry home againIf the good Lord worked all night on making me a female planI'd say, no, thank you, LordI'll just keep anHow could I ever look at any other woman when I got auntOh, it feels so good when she holds my handI'm gonna go tell her daddy what I think about herSay thank you, ma'amFor giving me your daughter, auntWhen I come home and I feel like I've been run over by a ten-ton truckShe can rub my shoulder and soothe my aches and painsIf I lose my job and I'm down to my silver dollarAnd I'm feelin' like I've been run over by a ten-ton truckDryin' up gold in the holler, shakin' to my brow like a summer rainIf the good Lord worked all night on making me a female planI'd say, no, thank you, LordI'll just keep anOh, no, thank you, LordI'll just keep an