Andy O'Brien,
Andy O'Brien,
Andy O'Brien shagged my wife.
Here he is old Andy O'Brien,
bailing up the front path,
punching his bills over his balls
and squeezed out the upstairs window as
Andy throws himself round the front gate.
Andy O'Brien shagged my wife.
Here he is old Andy O'Brien,
Andy O'Brien,
Andy O'Brien shagged my wife.
Scraping round Withington is Van Teeman with metal,
the poor fella pours his heart out.
A public service announcement to South Manchester,
screamed into his megaphone.
Andy O'Brien,
Andy O'Brien,
Andy O'Brien shagged my wife.
Sat in the Albert strangling a pint,
Sweating bullets in his hat bin and a hole in the door.
That fella will * any inter moves lads,
Warning the landlord and VVD Dave.
It's all a laugh,
until Andy O'Brien shags your wife.
Andy O'Brien,
Andy O'Brien,
Andy O'Brien shagged my wife.