Hey, it makes me so sad sometimes, man.
I check all these quotas and spot, man.
I check you got all the colours of the rainbow, but you got no space.
Where's the Asian invasion, cousins?
I don't check yours, churning me or choosing my oars.
You got some cousins in chat, so * good rugby players, man.
Hey, we're used to throwing a pack of smokes over the cab at 100km an hour, man.
Okay, bro, I think you've seen us.
Rugby is a predominantly African sport, man.
Just to prove to you all that Michael Nike is multi-textualist and ambilingual.
I'm a cunning linguist.
I'm going to do this thing in Afrikaans for you all, man.
How about that?
Hey, sorry, man, I'm laughing in English.
But I'm going to continue to sound nice.
Afrikaans, right?
Boys from Chats, Lens and Puniks.
We got the moves, we got the tricks.
We'll clap us all.
Then come straight, no shower and play with joy.
Well, my opponent was the hooker as we packed down into a scrum.
The scrum of tuna, mana, coma, hak, coma, hak, a die ball.
In the scrum he held me tight.
As I pushed with all my might.
The locks and the props all are flat or some.
Hey, man, I wanted to murder you, man.
All I said appeared by the lane.
Startin' up the middle lane.
Hey, bro, that's getting out of hand, man.
The hooker and the ref were about to add to my pain.
The hooker and the ref were about to add to my pain.

I don't know just what to do.
When he whispered, I smug you.
And the stars in my eyes were shining bright.
And then I moved him.
I had to move him, man.
That was a pot to marry, man.
I moved him in a way that I never moved a hooker before.
I moved him in a way that I knew would last forevermore.
Take that boy one time.
He came and I knew it was time.
And I caught him with the hardest right cross that I had.
Now I can't even show his face to his ma or his dad.
I felt so happy I scored a try.
Glad I was able to save my pride.
I felt so scum that I almost died.
And then I moved him.
Hey, one, two, chat style.
Hey, bro, what you think about it?
This charro's one angry cat.
I'll smack you so hard you fall out your family tree, bro.
I may be scrawled, but I'm quicker than you.
Come catch me, bro.
Come catch me.
Check that.
I never checked a pig in rugby clothes before, bro.
Hanging with you could be fine.
But to quote a phrase, I don't dig on swine.
Yeah, what you looking at, bro?
You want me to smack both eyes into one socket, man?
Come on.
I give you one, two.
Chat style.
I moved him in a way that I never moved a hooker before.
Hey, one, two.
I moved him in a way that I knew would last forevermore.
He's gonna tell his nanny and his grandchildren about this one.
And I tell you, hey, I knew it was time.
And I clapped him with the hardest red cross that I had.
Now he can't even show his face to his ma or his dad.
Hey, what a shame.
I felt so happy I scored a try.
Glad I was able to save my pride.
I felt so scummed that I almost died.
And then I moved him.
One, two.
And then I moved him.
So fast I was, man.
And then I moved him.
Like a bullet out of a gun.
And then I moved him.