Come on, baby, why don't we paint the town?
And all that jazz, I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz
Start the clock, I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold, but the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall, but there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz
Oh, stick your head and wear your buckle shoes
And all that jazz, I hear the father
And all that jazz, I hear the father

It's gonna blow the blues
And all that jazz
Hold on hard, we're gonna buddy hug
I want some aspirin down at United Drug
I want a brand new stock to do
And then jazz
Oh, you're gonna see a shimmy, shimmy, shimmy
Oh, and all that jazz
Oh, she's gonna shimmy to a goddess' praise
Oh, and all that jazz
Show her where the mother goes
Oh, her mother's crazy fun
If she can hear her baby squeal
For all that jazz
Come on, let's play it fast and loose
And all that jazz
Oh, right out here
Oh, and all that jazz
Oh, she's gonna shimmy to a goddess' praise
Oh, she's gonna shimmy to a goddess' praise
Oh, show her where the mother goes
Come on, let's play it fast and loose
And all that jazz
Oh, she's gonna shimmy to a goddess' praise
Oh, she's gonna shimmy to a goddess' praise
And all that jazz
So that's final, huh, Fred?
Yeah, afraid so, kiddo
Hey, Fred
Yeah
No one walks out on me
Oh, I know I like my
Oh, I like my life as long
Oh, I like my life as long
Gotcha!