Do I have to change my name, will it get me far? Should I lose some weight, am I gonna be a star? I tried to be a boy, I tried to be a girl I tried to be a mess, I tried to be the best I guess I did it wrong, that's why I wrote this song This type of modern life, is it for real? This type of modern life, is it for free? So, I went into a bar, looking for sympathy A little company, I tried to find a friend It's more recently said, it's always been the same This type of modern life, is it for real? This type of modern life, is it for free? American life, I live the American dream You are the best thing I've seen You are not just a dream American life I tried to stay ahead, I tried to stay on top I tried to play the part, but somehow I forgot Just what I did it for, and why I want it more This type of modern life, is it for real? This type of modern life, is it for free? Do I have to change my name, will it get me far? Should I lose some weight, am I gonna be a star? American life, I live the American dream You are the best thing I've seen You are not just a dream This type of modern life, is it for real? This type of modern life, is it for free? Do I have to change my name, will it get me far? Should I lose some weight, am I gonna be a star? ***, *** it ***, *** it ***, *** it ***, *** it I'm drinking Ocelote, I get a double shot it It goes right through my body, and you know I'm satisfied I drive a Mini Cooper, and I'm feeling super duper You can tell me I'm a trooper, and you know I'm satisfied I do yoga and Pilates, and the room is full of hotties So I'm checking out the bodies, and you know I'm satisfied I'm digging on the isotopes, this metaphysics *** is dope And if all this can give me hope, you know I'm satisfied Lawyer, manager, agent, and a chef Three nannies, and a sister, and a driver, and a jet A traitor, and a butler, and a bodyguard, and five A gunner, and a stylist, you'll think I'm satisfied I'd like to express my extreme point of view I'm not a Christian, and I'm not a Jew I'm just living out the American dream And I just realized that nothing is what it seems Do I have to change my name? I'm Batman Am I gonna be a star? I'm Batman Do I have to change my name? I'm Batman Am I gonna be a star? *** it *** it *** it *** it *** it