Hit me one time! Hit me twice!
Hello out there in swap shop land
I'm gonna introduce this band
Hit it!
Perfect rhythm is the sign of a true thoroughbred
Meet drum emperor, Mr. David Palmer
Salvatore Dali of the Cimpari
A king without a crown, Mr. David Palmer
Hit it!
Let your fingers do the walking
Let Mr. Bassman do the talking
The sound you are hearing in the background
Is the sound of Mr. Bassman and his bass guitar
A set of elastic, a set of plastic
That puts this whole soup together
Am I right? Am I wrong?
You'll find this mark where the beat goes on
Six strings at his disposal
Sixty soul in his hold all
Hit it!
Hit it!
Now *** equals *** equals ***
Which makes even pornographic
Telephone, axe directory, saxophone
Blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow
Listen, listen, listen
Drum, spank, strum
Blow, blow, blow, blow, blow
Drum, spank, strum
Don't forget the guy that rhymes moon with tune
And accrues the tune
Let the golden throne teach ya
Let Mr. Marlin Fry preach ya
Hit it!
I hold in my hand three letters
I hold in my hand three letters
A, B, C