Ask me after mini-golf, had to dress up like a doll
Ashley standing by for the phone call
I'm over faking chemistry like it's an amenity
One more shitty date will be the death of me
Showing up wearing a blindfold
I'm not here just to feed an egotistical
Guys, appetite, that's a black hole
Can't wrap my head around it
I've only made love on the internet
Spelt it in alphabet soup
It's the truth, but I still try to manifest
Someone that I connect to
But I'm so confused, what's the use?
Nothing's real, so I hit eject
I would rather take a spoon full of cinnamon
Cause I don't feel a cent
I, I, I, I
I've only made love on the internet
Love on the internet
I, I, I
Acting class, he was twenty-six
I was eighteen, now it kinda makes me sick
He pulled some shady lines, I really wish he never did
We'd be better off just sticking to the manuscript
Now he's DMing, it's so old
I'm out here but I'm getting kinda cynical
Romance put me in a chokehold
Can't wrap my head around it
I've only made love on the internet
Spelt it in alphabet soup
It's the truth, but I still try to manifest
Gotta manifest someone that I connect to
But I'm so confused, what's the use?
Nothing's real, so I hit eject
I would rather take a spoon full of cinnamon
Cause I don't feel a cent
I, I've only made love on the internet
Love on the internet
Maybe I'm too hopelessly romantic
Tryna find somebody in the static
Always goes as bad as I'd imagine
I've had it, I've had it
More than those of love and an attraction
Wish I wasn't growing out of fashion
Always goes as bad as I'd imagine
I've had it, I've only made love
On the internet, spelt it in alphabet soup
That's the truth, but I still try to manifest
Someone that I connect to
But I'm so confused, what's the use?
Nothing's real, so I hit eject
I would rather take a spoon full of cinnamon
Cause I don't feel a cent
I, I've only made love on the internet
Love on the internet