Ask me out to mini golf, had to dress up like a doll
Ashley standing by for the phone call
I'm over faking chemistry like it's an amenity
One more s*** date will be the test of me
Showing up wearing a blindfold
I'm not here just to feed an egotistical
Guy's appetite, that's a black hole
Can't wrap my head around it
I've only made love on the internet
Spelt it in alphabet soup
That's the truth, but I still try to manifest
Someone that I connect to
But I'm so confused, what's the use?
Nothing's real, so I hit eject
I would rather take a spoon full of cinnamon
Cause I don't feel a sin
I, I, I, I
I've only made love on the internet
Love on the internet
I, I, I
Acting class, he was 26
I was 18, now it kinda makes me sick
He pulled some f***ing lines, I really wish he never did
We'd be better off just sticking to the manuscript
Now he's DMing, it's so old
I'm out here but I'm getting kinda cynical
Romance put me in a chokehold
Can't wrap my head around it
I've only made love on the internet
Spelt it in alphabet soup
That's the truth, but I still try to manifest
Someone that I connect to
But I'm so confused, what's the use?
Nothing's real, so I hit eject
I, I, I
Would rather take a spoon full of cinnamon
Cause I don't feel a sin
I, I, I
I've only made love on the internet
Love on the internet
Maybe I'm too hopelessly romantic
Trying to find somebody in the static
Always goes as bad as I'd imagine
I've only made love on the internet
I've only made love on the internet
More than those of loving and attraction
Wish I wasn't growing out of fashion
Always goes as bad as I'd imagine
I've only made love on the internet
Spelt it in alphabet soup
That's the truth, but I still try to manifest
Someone that I connect to
But I'm so confused, what's the use?
Nothing's real, so I hit eject
Him a**es up and hears his name Gar AB план aman
I would rather take a spoonful of cinnamon
Cause I don't feel a cent
I, I've only made love on the internet
Love on the internet