This is a song dedicated entirely to, in the first part, that familiar thing that happens when you get on a sticky patch in the pub and there's a bit of beer on the floor, you get stuck to the floor, which was the basic inspiration for the song and the second part is the next day, round about midday, when you have your first one and you feel almost human and that's what it's called, almost human I know you're the only one who understands Before you go, before you leave, you always shake my hand Even when I'm crazy, I'm on fire and naked Just the state you're intended, with no style and easily blinded You always know where I'm bound While I'm hanging somewhere near the ground Help me up or help me down There's those days when everything is just as I'm dreaming I believe I can walk before I learn to crawl When I look up, the devil looking back from the mirror on the wall You can open the door, I got my feet stuck to the floor And then you lost the way, and I didn't get where I am today You always know where I'm found While I'm hanging somewhere near the ground Help me up or help me down There's those days when everything is just as I'm dreaming You spin into my empty room Once again, I'm almost human, almost human I know you're the only one who understands Before you go, before you leave, you always shake my hand You always know where I'm found While I'm hanging somewhere near the ground You can open the door, I got my feet stuck to the floor And then you lost the way, and I didn't get where I am today You always know where I'm found While I'm hanging somewhere near the ground You can open the door, I got my feet stuck to the floor And then you lost the way, and I didn't get where I am today You always know where I'm found While I'm hanging somewhere near the ground Help me up or help me down There's those days when everything is just as I'm dreaming You spin into my empty room Once again, I'm almost human, almost human I know you're the only one who understands Before you go, before you leave, you always shake my hand You always know where I'm found While I'm hanging somewhere near the ground You can open the door, I got my feet stuck to the floor And then you lost the way, and I didn't get where I am today You always know where I'm found While I'm hanging somewhere near the ground You can open the door, I got my feet stuck to the floor And then you lost the way, and I didn't get where I am today You always know where I'm found While I'm hanging somewhere near the ground You can open the door, I got my feet stuck to the floor And then you lost the way, and I didn't get where I am today Thank you very much. There's a little story to it. I once tried women from Tokyo to Melbourne.