Come on babe, why don't we paint the town And all that jazz, I'm gonna rouge my knees And roll my stockings down And all that jazz, start the car Know a whoopee spot where the gin is cold The piano's hot, it's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl And all that jazz Skidoo And all that jazz Husha Whoopee And all that jazz Slick your hair and wear your buckle shoes And all that jazz I hear the fire, the dip is gonna blow the blues And all that jazz Hold on hon, we're gonna bunny hug I bought some aspirin down at United Drug In case you shake apart and want a brand new start to do that jazz Find a flask, we're playing fast and loose And all that jazz Right up here is where I store the juice And all that jazz Come on babe, we're gonna brush the sky I bet you're lucky Lynn, you never flew so high Cause in the stratosphere, I'll put the Lyndon ear To all that jazz Oh, you're gonna see her shiba shimmy shake And all that jazz Oh, she's gonna shimmy till her gutters break And all that jazz Show her where to park her girdle Oh, her mother's blood will curdle Did she hear her baby squeal For all that jazz All that jazz Come on babe, why don't we paint the town And all that jazz I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down And all that jazz Stars are gone, the world will be a spa Where the gin is cold but the piano's hot It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl And all that jazz No, I'm no one's who I am, but I love my life And all that jazz All that jazz