Come on babe, why don't we paint the town And all that jazz, I'm gonna rose my knees And roll my stockings down And all that jazz, start the car I know a whoopee spot, where the genies call But the piano's high, it's just a noisy hall There's a nightly brawl, and all that jazz And all that jazz, whoopee And all that jazz Slick your hair and wear your buckle shoes And all that jazz, I hear the father deep He's gonna blow the blues And all that jazz, hold on, come We're gonna bunny hop, I've got some aspirin Then I tonight it dry, in case we shake our hearts I want a brand new start to do that jazz Find a flask, we're playing fast and loose And all that jazz, right up here is where it's all the juice And all that jazz Come on babe, we're gonna rise the sky I bet you're looking lean, they never flew so high Cause in the stratosphere, how could you land that near To all that jazz Oh, you're gonna see your shimmy shimmy shake And all that jazz Oh, she's gonna shimmy till her garters break And all that jazz Show her when to pack her garland Oh, her mother's brought her garland If she ain't her baby sweet For all that jazz All that jazz Come on babe, why don't we break the town And all that jazz I'm gonna lose my knees and run the stockings down And all that jazz Start the car, I know I won't be spanked When the genies call, when the pianos hop It's just a noisy hall where there's an ugly bro And all that jazz No, I know I swiped that whole of my life And all that jazz That jazz That jazz