All My Ex's Live In Texas But all my ex's live in Texas That's why I hang my hat in Tennessee Rosanna's down in Texarkana Wanted me to push her broom Sweet Eileen's in Abilene She forgot I hung the bill And Allison's in Galveston Somehow lost her sanity And Dimples who now lives in Temples Got the law looking for me All my ex's live in Texas And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be But all my ex's live in Texas That's why I hang my hat in Tennessee I remember that old Frio River Where I learned to swim It brings to mind another time Where I wore my welcome thin My transcendental meditation I go there each night But I always come back to myself Long before daylight All my ex's live in Texas And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be But all my ex's live in Texas Therefore I reside in Tennessee Some folks think I'm hiding It's been rumored that I died But I'm alive and well in Tennessee