All my exes live in Texas Texas is the place I dearly love to be But all my exes live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee Rose sat us down in Texarkana Wanted me to push her broom Sweet Eileen's in Abilene She forgot I hung the moon And Allison's in Galveston Somehow lost her sanity And Dimples, who now lives in Temple's Got the law lookin' for me All my exes live in Texas And Texas is the place I dearly love to be But all my exes live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee All my exes live in Texas And Texas is the place I dearly love to be But all my exes live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee Some folks think I'm high It's been rumored that I died But I'm alive and well in Tennessee Say it again, Lord I'm alive and well in Tennessee Thank God