All my
exes live in Texas
And Texas is the place I dearly love to be
But all my exes live in Texas
That's why I hang my hat in Tennessee Rosanna's down in Texarkana
Wanting me to push her broom Sweet Eileen's in Abilene
She forgot I hugged the moon
And Allison's in Galveston
Somehow lost her sanity And Dipples,
who now lives in Temples
Got the law looking for me All my exes live in Texas
And Texas is the place I dearly love to be
But all my exes live in Texas
That's why I hang my hat in Tennessee
I remember that old free old river Where I learned to swim
But it brings to mind another time
Where I wore my welcome fin
By transcendental meditation I'd go there every night
But I always come back to myself Long before daylight
All my exes live in Texas
And Texas is the place I dearly love to be
But all
my exes live in Texas
Therefore I reside in Tennessee
Some folks think I'm hiding It's been rumored that I died
But I'm alive and well in Tennessee