Hey! Well, five of the p.m. rolls around. There's a little old joint outside of town.
I only got time for a couple of beers and a jukebox song ringing in my ear.
The next thing you know, the bartender's pouring. Shots are flowing, got me stoned.
All I really know is that I should be going, but I'm soaking up the moment.
I'm all jacked up, all jacked up. Don't believe I've ever had this much.
One thing I've learned when you get tore up, time sure flies when you're all jacked up.
Yeah, we're getting on it close to nine o'clock. What the hell, I'll have one more shot.
Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar. Guess I might have must have gone a little too far.
Because a big old girl walked out of the blue, ten foot two and a bad attitude.
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth. I guess I had it coming, I deserved it too.
I was all jacked up, all jacked up. Don't believe I've ever had this much.
One thing I've learned when you get tore up, don't stop, no stop when you're all jacked up.
Don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. That's what they said when I got my last beer.
Oh my God, it's two o'clock. I can't find my keys and my truck's locked.
So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window. Hurt my elbow, got me in the hole.
Two foot later, backed into the lock hole. All the town folk got a good show.
All jacked up, all jacked up. Don't believe I've ever had this much.
One thing I've learned when you get tore up, don't drop your truck when you're all jacked up.
Jacked up, all jacked up.
One thing I've learned when you get tore up, don't stop, no stop when you're all jacked up.
One thing I've learned when you get tore up, don't drop your car.
Don't stop, no stopping, no fighting. Hell, I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are when you're all jacked up.
All jacked up, all jacked up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.