Take your crown,
your suit and armor Join us for the big parade
Leave all the paperwork for someone else
Cross your heart and swear an oath When duty bound to dream and hope
Leave all pre-existing nonsense on the floor
Oh hail the fool,
oh hail the fool
Bottom shelf that's where you left it, are
you ready for your victory lap?
Pick up all the baggage,
yours to carry,
your glorious day
Oh hail the fool,
oh
hail the fool
The water for your misdirection,
look forward to the bidding switch
Put on a primetime star and a blindfold that be casual,
check
Oh say,
say what you got to say
Oh say,
say what you got to say
Into next season's line,
I hear my mother call
Wish to surrender to the fool,
for the fool can only know
Oh hail,
oh hail,
oh hail,
oh hail the fool
Cut the cold and pull the bubbly,
greener pastures I will welcome thee It's been a long time coming,
I'm ready for my little boat,
hey
Oh hail the fool,
oh hail the fool
Oh hail the fool,
God save my fool