And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grogIt's all for me beer and tobaccoFor I spent all me tin in the shanty drinking ginNow across the western plains I must wanderAnd it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grogIt's all for me beer and tobaccoFor I spent all me tin in the shanty drinking ginNow across the western plains I must wanderWell I'm a random lad and my story it is sadIf ever I reach the lock then I should wonderFor I spent all me brass in the bottom of a glassNow across the western plains I must wanderAnd it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grogIt's all for me beer and tobaccoFor I spent all me tin in the shanty drinking ginNow across the western plains I must wanderAnd it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grogIt's all for me beer and tobaccoFor I spent all me tin in the shanty drinking ginNow across the western plains I must wanderOh, it's lonesome away from your kindred and allWhy the campfire at night when the wild dingo callsBut there's nothing so lonesome, morbid or drearThan to stand in the bar of a pub with no beerThe public is anxious for his quota to comeThere's a faraway look on the face of the bumThe barmaid's turned cranky, the cook's acting quickIt's a terrible place, is the pub with no beerThe swaggy rolls in, covered in dust and fliesThrows down his swag, wipes the sweat from his eyesBut when he is told, he says, what's this I hearTo ramble fifty flaming miles to a pub with no beerOh, it's lonesome away from your kindred and allBy the campfire at night when the wild dingo callsBut there's nothing so lonesome, morbid or drearThan to stand in the bar of a pub with no beerI love to have a beer with Duncan I love to have a beer with DuncanWe drink in moderation And we never ever ever get rollin' drunkWe drink at the town country Where the atmosphere is greatI love to have a beer with Duncan Cos Duncan's me mateI love to have a beer with Patrick Yes, I love to have a beer with PatWe drink in moderation And it really doesn't matter if the beer goes flatWe drink at the town country Where the atmosphere is greatI love to have a beer with Patrick Cos Patrick's me mateNow I love to have a beer with Robert Yes, I love to have a beer with BobWe drink in moderation Two more pots and it's back on the jobWe drink at the town country Where the atmosphere is greatWe drink at the town country Where the atmosphere is greatI love to have a beer with my mate I love to have a beer with RobertCos Robert's me mateOh I love to have a beer with Colin Yes, I love to have a beer with ColinWe drink in moderation And it really doesn't matter if he brings hisdoll We drink at the town country Where the atmosphereis great I love to have a beer with ColinCos Colin's me mateI love to have a beer with Duncan, I love to have a beer with DuncanWe drink in moderation, and we never ever ever get rolling drunkWe drink in the town and country, where the atmosphere is greatI love to have a beer with Duncan, cos Duncan's me mateI love to have a beer with Duncan, cos Duncan's me mateHave a beer, have a beer, have a beer, have a beerIt's the greeting we like to hearI bet when you met your mate todayThese were the first words he heard you sayHave a beer, have a beer, have a beer, have a beerIt's so friendly and full of cheerThat's what Adam said to Eve the day they heard the serpent hissAnd Anthony told CleopatraRightAfter every kiss, when Captain Cookie stepped ashoreSomeone shouted thisHave a beer, have a beer, have a beer, have a beerIs the greeting we like to hearI bet when you met your mate todayThese were the first words he heard you sayHave a beer, have a beer, have a beer, have a beerIt's so friendly and full of cheerI love to have a beer with Duncan, cos Duncan's me mateThat's what Romeo told Juliet romantically one dayIt's true, my girl, he shouted as they carried him awayIf you ever meet a Nazi, you can bet your life you'll sayHave a beer, have a beer, have a beerHave a beer, have a beer, have a beer