To be that good, it must be taxin

There's no such thing as satisfaction

Youre makin things happen while Im relaxin

Like a Sunday afternoon My dad used to tell me, I was lazy

I got dance moves like Patrick Swayze

Im the left over turkey for the worlds mayonnaise

The star next to the moon Now I know Im just here to amuse you

And I dont mean to abuse you

But if I could just use you one time Tell me what its like

To be the queen of it all

The Neiman Marcus of the Mall

And tell me what its like to be the one and only

All American girl Now I never had a supernatural feelin

Not to mention a sexual healin

But every now and then I get to the kneelin

To thank Him for it all You probably got some inside connection

So many numbers that you gotta Rolodex them

So much muscle that you never gotta flex them

To catch you when you fall And I know Im just here to amuse you

And I dont mean to confuse you

But if I could just use you one more time Tell me what its like to be the house on the hill

The number one diet pill

And tell me what its like to be the one and only

All American girl Now I bet you wont say you get crazy

Or that you dont shave your legs when youre lazy

Or that youre just like everybody else in the world

You just got lucky, thats all And I know youre not here to amuse me

But sure know how to confuse me

So if I could just ask you once again To tell me what its like to be a star on the rise

A breakfast cereal prize

And tell me what its like to be the one and only

All American girl, the All American girl

The all amazing crazy girl