All aboard! There's trains in Chicago Pshew! Pshew! Pshew! Pshew! Pshew! Joliet, Bloomington, Decatur, make a right flank Springfield, St. Louis, on the muddy bank Switchin' locomotives, catch a M.K.T. Makin' winds fill Boonville and K.C. Cuttin' to Topeka, no more little bitty Towns where she stopped till she hit Oklahoma City Pshew! Pshew! Pshew! Pshew! Pshew! Pshew! Pshew! Pshew! Pshew!