Without that 57 CadillacAnd that mini mansion in the cul-de-sacThat 15-gallon Stetson hatThat you wear all the timeAnd those real expensive rounds of golfAnd this diamond you're still paying offJust know as soon as you get caughtThey'll all be good as mineI caught that lawyer up in DallasThe one who's living in that palaceSo I know he's good at winningIf you think there's something that you're missingIf you start stepping outOnly one thing can console meIf you're gonna leave meAnd sitting out tallRemember the alimonyIf you like living at your mama's houseAnd drinking Milwaukee's bestOn a hand-me-down couchYou're gonna love how this all works outCause it all works out for meWhat's mine is mineAnd what's yours is mineSo go on babyHave a drinkHave a real good timeI'll be counting the dollarsYou'll be rolling the dimesFreedom don't come freeCause I caught that lawyer up in DallasThe one who's living in that palaceSo I know he's good at winningIf you think there's something that you're missingIf you start stepping outOnly one thing can console meIf you're gonna leave meAnd sitting out tallRemember the alimonyFor richer or for poorerWe'll consider this your spoilerIf you think you can't afford herWe'll consider this your spoilerWell you can't afford me tooSo if you start stepping outOnly one thing can console meIf you're gonna leave meAnd sit at homeWe'll remember the alimonyYou ain't gonna have a road of homeGo on and do your dog and pony showIf you're gonna be a dumbassHoney I hope you're gonna be a dumbassIf you remember the alimonyIf you remember the alimony