When Linda left, my life went down the drainI started to rake and cast to drown the painThe whiskey seems to workIt hits me where I hurtI'll drink a toast to almost anythingThey ought to put my name in the Alpha Hall of FameOh, ain't this old bar stool that I'm onDeep there in Alpha Hall of FameAnd we'll all get blown awayWhen they put my name in the Alpha Hall of FameI never knewI never knewHeart-drinking came so easySince she left, I just can't get enoughThose double shots are niceSo bartenders shoot me twiceWorking my way down from bottoms upThey ought to put my name in the Alpha Hall of FameOh, ain't this old bar stoolThat I'm onDeep there in Alpha Hall of FameAnd we'll all get blown awayWhen they put my name in the Alpha Hall of FameAnd when I'm dead and goneYou can write it on my stoneHere lies the honky-tonk gameThey ought to put my name in the Alpha Hall of FameThey ought to put my name in the Alpha Hall of FameOh, ain't this old bar stool that I'm onDeep there in Alpha Hall of FameAnd we'll all get blown awayWhen they put my name in the Alpha Hall of FameOh, when they put my name in the Alpha Hall of Fame