What is life if not a joke?One night she went out for smokesAnd they took her apartLike a rag dollIn the back of a vanIn an Alabama motel roomI have one of themTied up in the bathroomI am down and outBut he will not get away with it againWhen the night comesAnd I hope I'm out of the rainWhen the night comesAnd she'll make me whole againI never sleepAnd I just watch TVJanet lies next to meWhispering, whisperingIn an Alabama motel roomI reflect on her sweet perfumeI am down and outBut they will not get away with it againWhen the night comesAnd I hope I'm out of the rainWhen the night comesAnd she'll make me whole againWhen the night comesAnd I hope I'm out of the rainWhen the night comes inSing, love meWe will never get the chance againWe will never get the chance againSing, love meWe will never get the chance againWe will never get the chance againWhen the night comesAnd I hope I'm out of the rainWhen the night comesAnd she'll make me whole againWhen the night comesAnd I hope I'm out of the rainWhen the night comesAnd I hope I'm out of the rainWhen the night comesAnd I hope I'm out of the rain