L-I-T-A, am I the ***? When I hit it, keep my shoes and my pants on When I'm finished, I'll be sprinting out the back door Senior man on the couch, see you later, bro It's funny, right across the street, I got another hoe Sweet and juicy, double D's like some cantaloupes She wanna be my wifey, but we can't elope This episode is not a series, it's a standalone Ooh, am I the ***? Ooh Ooh, am I the ***? Ooh Respectfully, only time I think about you And it's sexually, not afraid to shoot blanks I got a vasectomy, all your name was Melody I thought it was Stephanie, both y'all look the same to me Respectfully, say I'm good for nothing You could never say I'm bluffing Hit the strip and blow the budget Hit the label, they refund it Chase account got seven digits But it still don't make a difference I could pay to numb the pain But I cannot pay to fix it, no, no Ooh, am I the ***? Ooh Ooh, am I the ***? Ooh Ooh, am I the ***? Ooh Ooh, am I the ***? Ooh Ooh, am I the ***? Ooh Ooh, am I the ***? Ooh Looking in the mirror, I don't know what I've become I'm afraid I'll forget how to love Cause I would always be this young Will they love me, will they hate me when I'm gone? Will they hate me when I'm gone? Cause maybe I'm the *** Maybe I'm the ***