I'm Afraid You're In TroubleHello, I'm okay, just had a few last nightHello, if you'd take me home I'd be alrightWhoa-oh, do you understand our policy?Whoa-oh, no red wine for crooks like meWhoa-oh, there's a tall guy sitting next to mePoint out, boy you smell like a breweryThank God there's a sick bag right hereBrought to meSometimes things can get out of handAnd there's certain circumstancesAt the end of a Catalan tourWhoa-oh, how come you find the boarding gate?Don't know the facts you do appreciateThis is among the things you shouldn't doUnless you're up for trouble with a cupboard crewA cup of sunshine on my mindA mug of moonshine in my headA promise by my grandma's graveThat I will not misbehaveIf you don't reject me from that flight back homeFrom that flight back homeI'll stay here and wait for youI'll stay here and wait for youI'll stay here and wait for youI'll stay here and wait for youI promise by my grandma's graveThat I will not misbehaveIf you don't reject me from that flight back homeKicked me from that flight back homeA glass of red wine on my shirtA massive headache, take my wordBut I keep calm on your big birdIf you'd just then please, please, pleaseKick me off that flight back home*