One, two, three, four... Honey, you'll hurt yourself I can't play tennis, my golf's a menace I just can't do the Australian Crawl And I'm no better at volleyball Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love Ain't there anyone here for love I'm apathetic and non-athletic Can't keep up in a marathon I need some shoulder to lean upon And a couple of arms to hold me Ain't there anyone here for love I'm not in condition to wrestle I've never trained in a gym Show me a man who can nestle And I'll pin a medal on him Need some chappy to make me happy And he don't have to be Hercules Don't anyone know about birds and bees Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love Ain't there anyone here for love Chords free Two out of three Anyone? Doesn't anyone wanna play? I like big muscles And red corpuscles I like a beautiful hunk of man But I'm no physical culture fan Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love Ain't there anyone here for love I'm much too pretty for Kansas City My friend said, Myrtle, you take a trip And I don't wanna give up the ship If there's anyone here who wants me If there's anyone here for love I'd like to have a little drinky But the coach says heaven forbid As for me, they can go to Helsinki And I'm thinking it's time that they did Just can't figure a man with vigor Could waste his talents in somersaults When we four ladies would like to waltz Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love Ain't there anyone? Ain't there anyone? Ain't there anyone, anyone, anyone, anyone Here for love *