I was sitting there trying to get your buzz
Friday night, drinks with the buds
I seen a tan walk in the room
I didn't realize but my eyes were glued
My buddy said just go over, man
Oh yeah, right, real nice plan
He bought me a shot and said just go
The worst she could say is no
And she said get away, you creep
You're kidding me, you can't believe you got a shot
Hope you don't think you're hot
Cause you're not
Can a girl just drink with her friends?
This is the end, it's time to go
Oh, just remember y'all
The worst she could say ain't no
I was standing there in the Starbucks line
A little sleepy eyed, but doing just fine
The checkout girl, she was pretty cute
My boy said yo, go make a move
I said it don't feel like the right time
He started laughing
Boy, you're such a wimp, you'll be fine
What's the worst that could happen?
And she threw my coffee right in my face
Then found her mace, sprayed my eyes
That's when I started crying
I ain't lying
Then a fella freakin' whipped out his phone
And turned his camera on
Said this is going on TikTok pro
The worst she could say ain't no
I finally found a girl I was dreaming of
My whole life, one true love
Worked up the nerve to buy me ring
Then there I was
On one knee
My light flashed before my eyes
I could picture that white dress
I'll admit it, damn right I cried
After she said yes
Cause then she said
I can't wait to tell all my friends
Let's fly them in
Where's your card?
Oh yeah, I want a house
With a big backyard
We should honeymoon out in Rome
I need a lawn, babe
Should we go with green or seafoam?
The worst she could say ain't no
The worst she could say ain't no