I've been watching these wannabe cowboys getting turned down like a radio
I've been sitting here watching you thinking of one or two new ways to say no
But you've been tapping them Tony Lomas and you've got one thing on your mind
Girl, with that body, can't believe nobody's asked you to dance all night
So let's get you out there on the hardwood, spread around a little sawdust
Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar should and make this hole in the wall all jealous of us
These boys don't know how to two-step, let's show them how to honk a ton
Cause I ain't here to drop a couple lines and you ain't here to talk
I could ask if you fell from heaven, where you're hiding them angel wings
I could say you look like Loretta Lynn circa 1973
I could buy you another fruity drink, but you've been drinking free hair all night long
I'd rather use that money to keep you alive
The bad country playing your favorite songs
So let's get you out there on the hardwood, spread around a little sawdust
Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar should and make this hole in the wall all jealous of us
These boys don't know how to two-step, let's show them how to honk a ton
Cause I ain't here to drop a couple lines and you ain't here to talk
Step, step to the left
Step, step to the left
Step, step to the right
Yeah, a little less conversation
Slide to the left, slide to the right
So let's get you out there on the hardwood, spread around a little sawdust
Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar
We'll see you next time.
We'll see you next time.
Bye.