I've been watching these wannabe cowboys getting turned down like a radioI've been sitting here watching you thinking of one or two new ways to say noBut you've been tapping them Tony Lomas and you've got one thing on your mindGirl, with that body, can't believe nobody's asked you to dance all nightSo let's get you out there on the hardwood, spread around a little sawdustGirl, let's slide like a steel guitar should and make this hole in the wall all jealous of usThese boys don't know how to two-step, let's show them how to honk a tonCause I ain't here to drop a couple lines and you ain't here to talkI could ask if you fell from heaven, where you're hiding them angel wingsI could say you look like Loretta Lynn circa 1973I could buy you another fruity drink, but you've been drinking free hair all night longI'd rather use that money to keep you aliveThe bad country playing your favorite songsSo let's get you out there on the hardwood, spread around a little sawdustGirl, let's slide like a steel guitar should and make this hole in the wall all jealous of usThese boys don't know how to two-step, let's show them how to honk a tonCause I ain't here to drop a couple lines and you ain't here to talkStep, step to the leftStep, step to the leftStep, step to the rightYeah, a little less conversationSlide to the left, slide to the rightSo let's get you out there on the hardwood, spread around a little sawdustGirl, let's slide like a steel guitarWe'll see you next time.We'll see you next time.Bye.