You call yourself a country boy
Your mama drives a Mercedes
You can't cover that up with a truck
That they bought you for your sweet sixteen
A self-proclaimed ramblin' man
Had to move that up twenty-three
Oklahoma boy made sure to tell me it's Cherokee
You ain't country just cause you drink,
drive,
you smoke fruity air
Non-Marlboro lies,
didn't go to war,
never been in a fight
Oh say, can you see?
You ain't tough just cause you stood me up
A man's not a man if he can't love you by boobs
But that ain't enough, you ain't country
You call yourself a young cowboy Didn't open up my door
Never seen you in a saddle,
never seen you rope some cattle,
never seen you on a horse
You call yourself a southern gen Just cause you like sweet tea
You went fishin' once and your boys all meet for ochre once a week
You ain't country just cause you drink,
drive,
you smoke fruity air
Non-Marlboro lies,
didn't go to war,
never been in a fight
Oh say, can you see?
You ain't tough just cause you stood me up
A man's not a man if he can't love you by
boobs But that ain't enough, you ain't country
You don't ride a horse,
don't even drive a Ford,
don't work with your hands
Not a southern man,
you learn four chords on guitar Now you
think you're some country music star
Stop playin', pretend,
not a southern man
You ain't country just cause you drink,
drive,
you smoke fruity air
Non-Marlboro lies,
didn't go to war,
never been in a fight
Oh say, can you see?
You ain't tough because you stood me up
A man's not a man if he can't love you by boobs
But that ain't enough, you ain't country
And you ain't for me