You call yourself a country boy
Your mama drives a Mercedes
You can't cover that up with the truck
that they bought you for your sweet sixteen
A self-proclaimed ramblin' man
Haven't moved out at 23
Oklahoma boy made sure to tell me it's Cherokee
You ain't country just cause you drink and drive,
you smoke fruity air
I'm a barber,
lots,
didn't go to war,
never been in a fight,
oh say can you see
You ain't tough just cause you stood me up,
a man's not a man if he can't love
You bought boots but that ain't enough,
you ain't country
You call yourself a young cowboy,
didn't open up my door,
never seen you in a saddle, never
seen you rope some cattle,
never seen you on a horse You call yourself a southern gen
just cause you like sweet tea You went
fishin' once and your boys all meet
for poker once a week You ain't country just cause you drink and
drive,
you smoke fruity air I'm a barber,
lots,
didn't go to war,
never
been in a fight,
oh say can you see You ain't tough just cause you stood me up,
a man's not a man if he can't love You
bought boots but that ain't enough,
you
ain't country
You don't ride a horse, don't even drive a
Ford, don't work with your hands,
not a southern man
You learned four chords on guitar,
now you think you're some country music star
Stop playin', pretend,
not a southern man
You ain't country just cause you drink and drive,
you smoke fruity air
I'm a barber,
lots,
didn't go to war,
never been in a fight,
oh say can you see
You ain't tough just cause you stood me up,
a man's not a man if he can't love
You bought boots but that ain't enough,
you ain't country
And you ain't for me