Principal Victoria, she whistles while she types
She reads the editorials of people she dislikes
It went so fast, it was your life
Michael and Victoria, they live in Central Park
They got the money from an uncle eaten by a shark
It went so fast, it was his life
He takes cream and sugar in his coffee
She takes tea, okay, alright
Glory, glory, here comes Gloria
Leaves a number by the bed
He should have thrown away instead
Glory, glory, divorce lawyers
Such is life, oh, such is life
It went so fast, it was your life
He takes cream and sugar in his coffee
She takes tea, okay, alright
Glory, glory, oh, Victoria
Cries herself to sleep at night
Underneath the moonless harbor
Glory, glory, oh, Victoria
Such is life, such is life