Principal Victoria, she whistles while she typesShe reads the editorials of people she dislikesIt went so fast, it was your lifeMichael and Victoria, they live in Central ParkThey got the money from an uncle eaten by a sharkIt went so fast, it was his lifeHe takes cream and sugar in his coffeeShe takes tea, okay, alrightGlory, glory, here comes GloriaLeaves a number by the bedHe should have thrown away insteadGlory, glory, divorce lawyersSuch is life, oh, such is lifeIt went so fast, it was your lifeHe takes cream and sugar in his coffeeShe takes tea, okay, alrightGlory, glory, oh, VictoriaCries herself to sleep at nightUnderneath the moonless harborGlory, glory, oh, VictoriaSuch is life, such is life