Just to be clear, I've always been aware I'm not as naive as I ought to be You came and shook my hand It wasn't anything magical, but that's how it began Yeah, ever since then I've lost a bit of focus Elevator rides make me nervous I'd rather take the stairs You are the affable dork in Fictional books that I've read Have fallen in love with it I am no manic pixie dream That you would fancy a way over to me There must be some kind of mistake Maybe I'm in over my head Well, maybe that's just something about us Picture this, you and I Unconventionally crossing the line We could go together like a well-behaved lady Dating John Coltrane on a summertime And the living is easy, kind of way You are the affable dork in Fictional books that I've read Have fallen in love with it I am no manic pixie dream That you would fancy a way over to me There must be some kind of mistake I don't know how this is supposed to go Nobody handed me the manuscript, yeah I better go Trust me, I'm not the girl you want for this role You see, I've already ruined the story But if you insist Go ahead, take the risk It'll be a plot twist If I were your lady You see, I'd gladly be the one you'd choose Oh, I'd gladly be the one for You are the affable dork in Fictional books that I've read Have fallen in love with it I am no manic pixie dream That you would fancy a way over to me If this is some kind of mistake Then it's the best way you'll ever make You see, I've already ruined the story Let's just hope for a happy ending Thanks for watching!