I started smoking weed when CMC was 23 Like my neighbors downstairs, I thought smokin' was beneath me But never wanna knock it if I never ever tried it So the homie set the bong and he showed me how to use it The first sip was cool, I didn't feel different I was feelin' kinda cocky when I went in for my second I milked the bong so long I coulda bucked a whole cow Heard the homie tell me need to lift the ball now My chest was gettin' hot and I was feelin' kinda woozy And the walls began to spin but I didn't feel dizzy I thought I had the puke so I ran for the toilet Instead of blowin' chug smoke was blowin' in the porch And then the bathroom door was open but I could not escape At the time I was so high I coulda jumped Heaven's Gate Clingin' on the toilet like a long lost cousin Now there's people in the room Where the *** these people comin' in They askin' about my status Dropped the bomb, I worried the fumble Then Cory to the rescue, he can tell I was troubled Tried to hush the crowd but all that it was loud He could tell I couldn't talk so he spoke on my behalf Bongs, pipes, joints, dabs Before you light the blunt make sure you add the ash Roll it with some oil then you sprinkle it with keep Then by your first drag you'll be seein' what you speak Seven in the p.m. and it's time for me to clock out Rush into the car, hit the blink, about to turn out Flyin' down the 10 like my tank is full of Red Bulls Bout to get a popper like my face is full of pitbulls Up the stairs, I *** my keys, I open the lock Walk through the door and see my people in they highest spot We almost out of weed so I go and get my private stock Go into my drawer and get my sticky out my Nike sock Pack another bowl, look at me, I get the green I'm in I'm blowin' monster clouds, I guess that's why they call it demon Then Vickie brings an ounce with some swishers, wants to pack em So we line em with some oil, lick the ceilings in rotation Feelin' so amazing, you can call me Peter Parker There's fruity tooties kickin' in faster than I thought of My mind is racin' fast like a buck ten an hour Thinkin' of situations no one's even thought of Hey HS, you start to feel like krypton's immune to *** That the answer is either the means or the *** Every day of the week, you know there was world peace Where would Aquaman be? He be livin' out his day's life Guardin' on the beach while Batman and Robin work the issues With the therapist, dump the Batcave Civil union on the court steps, my heart begins to beat like Riza and Rihanna I chief it down some bubble to balance my sativa This munchies got me urinatin' for some carne asada fries Couple drops of the liquid help me edit out the red Ayo, we rollin' to Alberto smokin' out whoever drives Longs, pipes, joints, dabs Before you light the blunt, make sure you add the hash Roll it with some oil, then you sprinkle it with keef Then by your first drag, you'll be seein' what you speak Longs, pipes, joints, dabs Before you light the blunt, make sure you add the hash Roll it with some oil, then you sprinkle it with keef Then by your first drag, you'll be seein' what you speak