I have to admit something to you. I just came from Crete with women that look like Zorba. Woo! Thank you! Those girls are just so pretty! Gomer, are you here in Vietnam? Yes, I am! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Lyndon, why did you name your daughter Linda Bird? Because Linda Dog would be too cruel. Easy, girl! Easy! You know, if you pick them up by their ears, it doesn't hurt them as much. Oh, you're going straight to hell for that one! Watch out over there! Hey, is it Ho Chi Minh that look like Colonel Sanders or am I crazy? Hi, I'm Adrian Cronauer. Something real special right now. We've got a traffic report up there on the Ho Chi Minh Trail. How's it going up there? Uh, Adrian, it's not going exactly well. There's a water buffalo jackknife up there. It's not a very pretty picture. There's horns everywhere. I don't know what to say. We're gonna maybe drop in a little napalm there and try and cook him down. Maybe a little barbecue.