I'm glad we got some villains in the crowd tonight
because sometimes people really hate me after that
and I have to tell them wrong, wrong answer.
Hating me, wrong choice in this scenario.
She bullied me from my entire childhood.
It all started from when I was two
until when I was five.
She convinced me that I was adopted, okay?
And yeah.
And the adopted, a lot of older siblings do that
for like a day, not for two years, okay?
Two years that I was adopted
and that my real parents were the two adults
on the popular Nickelodeon show,
Gullah Gullah Island.
Yes, Gullah Gullah Island known for its Caribbean themes
and all black cast, okay?
So just picture me going up to my TV every day
for 1,095 days
saying, hello, mommy.
Hello, daddy.
I hope I get to meet you one day.
And you'll understand pretty quickly why
I can't stop making out with people who are mean to me.
DJ, hit it.