You can torture me with Donnie and Marie

You can play some Barry Manilow

Or you can play some schlock like New Kids On The Block

Or any Village People song you know Or play Vanilla Ice hey, you can play him twice

And you can play the Bee Gees any day

But Mr. DJ, please I'm beggin' on my knees

I just can't take no more of billy ray Don't play that song that 'Achy Breaky' song

The most annoying song I know

And if you play that song that 'Achy Breaky' song

I might blow up my radio You can clear the room by playing Debbie Boon

Or crank your ABBA records until dawn

Oh, I can even hear Slim Whitman or Zamfir

Don't mind a Yoko Ono marathon Or play some Tiffany on 8-track or CD

Or scrape your fingernails across the board

Or tie me to a chair and kick me down the stairs

Just please don't play that stupid song no more Don't play that song that 'Achy Breaky' song

You know I hate that song a bunch

And if you play that song that nauseating song

It might just make me lose my lunch Don't play that song that 'Achy Breaky' song

I think it's driving me insane

Oh, please don't play that song that irritating song

I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain Don't play that song that 'Achy Breaky' song

The most annoying song I know

And if you play that song that 'Achy Breaky' song

I might blow up my radio