it's friday night, I've got a date

with this vegan girl Katee

you know I really like her style

smile, style

oh, I love you, Kate

but you've gone too far

you won't even sit in my brand new car

it's got reclining bucket seats

and a cd player, so what's your *** beef?

is it my cozy leather seats?

is it the covers made from sheep?

ok, I guess that we can walk, and walk, and walk

what kind of guy do you think I am?

you only take off your shoes when you're in Japan

I bought this outfit just for you

so what if they're suede?

and now my jacket too

so what am I supposed to do?

I'll freeze to death and catch the flu

ok, I'll do it just for you

we made it out and we had an ok time

I caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite

she said I'm sorry, Mark. I hope that you pull through

next time we go out please just wear some different shoes

I tried to *** her and you know what happened then

she said that condom you've got's made from a lamb's skin

so what's your problem?

last friday night, you know I had a date

it was with this vegan girl

I think her name was Kate

if you're lookin for some action, or if you wanna score

just eat some bark and acorns

and she will like you more than me!