I'm as corny as Kansas in August, I'm as normal as blueberry pie. No more a smart little girl with no heart, I have found me a wonderful guy. I am in a conventional dither with a conventional star in my eye, and you will note there's a lump in my throat when I speak of that wonderful guy. I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May, a cliché coming true. I'm bromantic and bright as a moon, happy night pouring light on the dew. I'm as corny as Kansas in August, high as a flag on the 4th of July, if you'll excuse an expression I use. I'm as corny as Kansas in August, high as a flag on the 4th of July, if you'll excuse an expression I use. I'm as corny as Kansas in August, I'm as normal as blueberry pie. No more a smart little girl with no heart, I have found me a wonderful guy. I am in a conventional dither with a conventional star in my eye, and you will note there's a lump in my throat when I speak of that wonderful guy. I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May, a cliché coming true. I'm bromantic and bright as a moon, happy night pouring light on the dew. I'm as corny as Kansas in August, high as a flag on the 4th of July, if you'll excuse an expression I use. I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love with a wonderful guy.