The room is hot and the pool is cold, the TV ain't got HBO, and the water pressure'salways low.And the mini bar is empty, and good luck getting a good night's sleep, right between the honeymoonsuite and the 1980s vending machine, where all they sell is Pepsi.So if your friends ask where to send your mail, there's a special place in hell, a zero-starhotel.Don't worry about your stay, cause I've already paid, there's a special place inhell for you.It ain't like you got a soul to sell, so save your prayers for someone else, the conciergewon't be no help, he's always on vacation.I don't hate you, but I sure don't wish you well.There's a special place in hell, a zero-star hotel.Don't worry about your stay, cause I've already paid, there's a special place in hell foryou.All the heat you put me through could never hold a candle to the room that they got heldfor you, that special place in hell for you.There's a ballet bathroom mirror, take a long look at yourself, there's a special placein hell, a zero-star hotel.Don't worry about your stay, cause I've already paid, there's a special place in hell foryou.All the heat you put me through could never hold a candle to the room that they got heldfor you, that special place in hell for you.