Oh
What a sad affair
Though he was liking him flat
You couldn't get him out of your hair
And *** in the sun is ten to one on
Oh, what a holiday
What was your first mistake
Pretending you were on the make
Now it seems hard to take
Clammy young hands
Seaweed and sand
Oh, what a holiday
Oh, what a holiday
Take off my clothes while you may
This is my very first time
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
This is my very first love


Watching you clown around
Finding your feet on soft ground
You think it is love you have found
Or a head full of dope
A soul full of hope
Oh, what a holiday
Oh, what a holiday
Take off my clothes while you wait
This is my very first day
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
After you've climbed the stairs
He's told you how much he cares
It's no good with hope
Holding your words
It's now or it's not
Let's see what you've got
Oh, what a holiday
Oh, what a holiday
Take off my clothes while you wait
This is my very first day
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
After a day in the heat
A shine and love in clean sheets
You never felt quite so good
Gee, it's great to be understood
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