I don't have musclesCause I hate the gymI'll probably drownIf life is sink or swimIf I had moneyI would buy some timeCause I eat like *And soon I might dieDieYou shouldn't say thatYou're a role modelPut down the weedAnd pour out the bottlesIf you were meIf you were on TVYou would seeBut you can'tSo shut the * up pleaseI guess I'mJust a negative idolI guessI'm upsetI hope I don't get cancelledLeave it to usCelebrities ofThe land of the somethingSomething I forgotI guess I'mJust a negative idolLet's go viralI shower every other other dayI just ran out of lotion by the wayI'll scream at any inanimate objectI got fired and I didn't even get the job doneBut why am I still at a job yet?You really shouldn't say thatSet an exampleThat people can followPut down the mushroomsIf you were meIf you were on TVYou would seeBut you can'tSo shut the * up pleaseI guess I'mJust a negative idolI'm upsetI hope I don't get cancelledWe'll be right back.We'll be right back.