From Louisville, Kentucky in living color. It's the sports special of the week Good afternoon all you fans of the sport of Kings. We're here at Louisville for the running of the famous, Kentucky Derby Here in the Bluegrass State. It's a beautiful day for the race Round table is a favorite today, Hillsdale even money, Terang 3-1, Poison Ivy has been scratched, and at 20-1, Fetal Bomb Now the horses are approaching the starting gate, they're in the starting gate, the bell rings at the barrier, and there's a goal! And it's Round Table taking the lead, Hangover is second on the rail, Terang third by a leg, Hillsdale fourth, and Fetal Bomb Around the first turn, Round Table holds his lead, Hangover is second by a head, Terang and Hillsdale running close, Perry Como looks like a sleeper, and Fetal Bomb Going into the back stretch, it's a close race, with Jane Mansfield way out in front, little Janella second, college girl and college boy are neck and neck, Long Underwear has fallen down behind, and Fetal Bomb Hey! What's the matter, Fetal Bomb? You're going the wrong way! At the half, the pace is fast and furious, Hillsdale, Terang, handkerchief is third by a nose, Lilly, St. Cyr showing plenty, Raspberry is in a jam, Toupee is going on ahead, Toupee going on ahead! And in last place by 40 lengths, I believe it is, yes it is, Fetal Bomb! Around the turn, heading for home, Wisdom Tooth is pulling out, Vic Tanny is muscling in, Girdle in the stretch, out, out, out, and Mother-in-law is moving in again, no, no, not that! Pow! They're coming down to the wire, and it's a close race, and it's number one, and what a race this is, and number four, and here's Evan, the three-way winner, have a hunch, bet a bunch, don't be cheap, sleep in the street, and they're closing in, and I've never seen such a race, and it's car number 12, car number 9, oop, wrong race, and I'm telling you, the crowd is going mad, they're coming down here, and it's a great fight, and they're slugging, they're punching, and they're fighting each other, and it's a great race! And he's got him by the nose, he's got him by the throat, and there's blood all over the ring, there's blood all over the place, I don't know whose blood it is, it's mine, and there goes the winner! www.rimbaracer.com